The Most Serene Federation of Abhorsenia and Clayran is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Duly Elected Representor of The People with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.805 billion Abhorsenian and Clayranians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belisaere. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Abhorsenia and Clayranian economy, worth a remarkable 4,206 trillion Moggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 284,099 Moggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, calling dibs is an unalienable right, recognizing the Abhorsenia and Clayranian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown. Abhorsenia and Clayran's national animal is the Disreputable Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abhorsenia and Clayran is ranked 1,111^th in the world and 1^st in Anontia for Safest, scoring 161.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.